PROSAPIO: Unhinged — misadventures with my kitchen cabinets

Winter Prosapio

Have you ever switched cars and turned on the windshield wipers instead of the turn signal? Or maybe entered your phone password on your garage door keypad? Or turned left out of habit even though you are driving somewhere else entirely?

Then you understand the situation that is currently driving me crazy in my kitchen.

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